Sarcastic Sassy Sticker - Listening 0% Care Y2K Tech Decal
Sarcastic Sassy Sticker - Listening 0% Care Y2K Tech Decal
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Sometimes silence speaks volumes, but this sarcastic sassy sticker speaks for you. Featuring the quote "Listening... 0% Care," it is the ultimate personality badge for the chronically disinterested who still want to look cool.
This Y2K-inspired design mimics a nostalgic music player interface from the early 2000s. While the volume bars might be active, the interest meter is firmly at zero. Wrapped in electric purples and neon blues, it turns your daily apathy into a high-tech aesthetic statement that signals you are present but mentally elsewhere.
Perfect for:
- Hydrating with attitude on your water bottle
- Customizing your laptop at the coffee shop or library
- Adding snark to your daily planner or journal
- Personalizing your phone case with retro tech vibes
- Decorating your tablet cover or e-reader
- Giving context to your workspace on a monitor stand
Product Features:
- Durable, weather-resistant vinyl material
- Vibrant Y2K aesthetic color palette with neon accents
- Easy-peel backing for quick, bubble-free application
- Smooth, premium matte finish for a professional look
- UV-protected to prevent fading under sunlight
- Removes cleanly without leaving sticky residue behind
This witty decal is an ideal gift for coworkers who survive endless meetings, blunt college students, or that friend whose sarcasm is their primary lifestyle. Designed with premium inks for long-lasting sass. Just peel, stick, and ignore the noise. Grab yours today and let your gear do the talking.
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Decorate and personalize water bottles, laptops, car windows, and more
- Waterproof & dishwasher tested
- Durable vinyl with high quality matte finish.
- Safe for indoor and outdoor use
PRODUCT DETAILS
- Size: 3 inches (longest side of each sticker).
- Material: Premium PVC with a durable matte finish.
- Design: Soft, non-reflective surface for a refined and elegant look.
- Usage: Perfect for personalizing water bottles, laptops, journals, and more.
SHIPPING + RETURN
Your order is important! Every order is packed with care and shipped by our team. Orders are printed on demand in Vietnam and US . For orders placed today please allow an estimated 5 - 12 business days to print, ship, and deliver.
If for any reason your order doesn't arrive safely or meet your expectation, please contact our friendly crew at kimmy@kadstickcy.com We will take care of you as if your order is our own.
