{"product_id":"mood-expensive-sarcastic-quote-sticker","title":"Mood Expensive Sarcastic Quote Sticker Sassy Receipt Decal","description":"\u003cp\u003eMood: Expensive. Because your patience isn't just thin, it is high-maintenance and comes with a premium surcharge that most people simply cannot afford.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis sarcastic quote sticker is designed with a witty object metaphor, styled as a long CVS-inspired shopping receipt. With a sharp black, white, and neon yellow color palette, the design highlights an \"Attitude Fee\" of $99.99, perfectly capturing the relatable vibe that your bad mood has a strictly enforced budget. It is the ultimate personality badge for anyone who uses edgy humor to set clear, sassy boundaries during long workdays or awkward social moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable water bottles and tumblers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWork laptops and tablet covers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDaily planners and bullet journals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonal phone cases\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGym lockers or office monitors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable, water-resistant vinyl for reliable everyday use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVibrant UV-resistant ink to prevent fading under sun exposure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium matte finish for a sleek, non-glare look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy-peel adhesive that leaves no sticky residue behind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis witty decal makes a fantastic gift for stressed-out coworkers, sassy best friends, or college students who appreciate a clever punchline. Stick it on your favorite gear to let the world know your vibes are premium and your tolerance is non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHand-wash recommended for water bottles. Grab your receipt and display your mood today!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KAD Sticky Prints | No Minimum Custom Vinyl Stickers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45883600109756,"sku":"K1308","price":3.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/9321\/3884\/files\/K1308-1.jpg?v=1770778001","url":"https:\/\/kadsticky.com\/products\/mood-expensive-sarcastic-quote-sticker","provider":"KAD Sticky Prints | No Minimum Custom Vinyl Stickers ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}